God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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