Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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