Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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