Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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