my soul wont recognize me after tonight
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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