I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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