Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Blow job season was short but glorious.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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