Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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