The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
A+ Viking dick
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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