Apparently you make a good broom.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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