Christians are straight up FREAKS
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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