at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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