Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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