i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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