tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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