Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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