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say what?
wanna hang out?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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