How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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