I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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