So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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