Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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