i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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