I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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