what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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