Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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