He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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