i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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