Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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