Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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