So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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