i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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