Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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