Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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