He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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