I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i just google imaged poop.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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