So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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