His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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