What a fucking waste of an outfit
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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