I just made out with a guy for $7.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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