Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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