ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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