ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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