guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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