So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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