They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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