I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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