so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Randomize
