Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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