She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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