Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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