WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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