Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
My vagina is officially offended.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
