i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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