I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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